Feb 26
Needed to do some housekeeping like so much Tony Danza, get my blog thoughts organized, and make sure Judith Light made it in at least ONE post…
#1 – I got Freshly Pressed again! Woot! A warm welcome to all my new followers, welcome aboard. Thanks to Michelle, the most excellent story wrangler at WordPress. Read more
Feb 12
Han Solo?
There are over 2,000 of you.
If I were in a band, and 2,000 of you came to the show, that would be a kick-ass concert, with a mosh pit and beach balls and marijua…beer, just beer, you stoners.
Really, if I had to address 2,000 people from the stage, I’d probably hyperventilate, pass out, and break my face on a ledge. But I can’t think of it that way… Read more
May 4
My proclivity for drinking coffee stems from an innate hatred of mornings. I like the nightlife; I like to boogie – so while most people are bounding out of bed yipping about sunshine and lollipops in super-chipper voices, I’m calling the alarm clock a filthy name, hoping I don’t break yet another snooze button. Read more
Apr 4
Lady #1: “Well, we’re going to vacation in Palm Springs for a week, then down to New Mexico – blasting off to Space for two weeks in our sub-orbital time share. Have you been?”
Lady #2: ” Of course! Space is uh-mazing! Don’t you just love it? Marv got a pamphlet last week on the Tiger Woods’ Lunar Course Sir Branson’s building on the moon.”
Waiter: “Ladies, another Tom Collins?”
Ladies, together: “It’s five o’clock somewhere!”
In unison: “Hahahahaha.”
Get ready. It’s going to happen. The conversation above will be as common as the nausea inducing, New Yorker/Hamptons resident’s snoot-mantra, ‘Where do YOU Summer?”. Snow birds will become star birds. The uber-wealthy will push the boundaries of extreme vacationing. People will start driving RVs across the Milky Way. Too Sci-Fi for your taste? It’s already happening. Read more
