Big is big in Japan
Tommy Lee Boss
Lost in Translation: The Photographer wanted an ‘Acapella’ group for the shoot – they sent ‘A Coppola’.
They really wanted the rugged guy from ‘Titanic’ – but Billy Zane was already booked.
Roam About Mike was butt-sore when he found out Condomania didn’t have any Condos for sale.
So he bought a traditional Japanese house with his best friend (and his wife).
Colonel means ‘Dragon Radar’ in Japanese.
The Father and Son Raccoon dog duo were greatly contented when human hands got caught in the door pocket.
Funky Monkey Babys'[sic] new album was panned by critics, but spun by the band’s management as the “Last Best” album of the year.
After the lawsuit, penguins and roller-skating robots were once again permitted on the subway together.
Lee submitted his final version of ‘Obama with Dog’. He thought he nailed it. He didn’t.
For one fleeting moment, Mary was so high on Mushrooms, it created an all-consuming black hole in her mouth.
And when she came down, she felt…different.